My Prayer for Today

Lord, I am pleased that today I have not lied, spread gossip, deceived anyone, overeaten, snapped at anyone, shown selfishness or greed, lusted after anything I should not have, used any potty language, shown laziness, put anything off that I should have said or done, or been angry without cause.

But Lord, I'm about to get out of bed now, so I really need your help!